I wish my free trial subscription would go on forever and ever. I am just too cheap to pay for you.
Dear Public Library -
Thank you for being you and providing me with endless great books and movies.
A satisfied customer
Dear November -
I feel like you just started. What's up with it being the ninth already? SLOW DOWN.
- An anti-winter enthusiast.
Dear NaBloPoMo -
This isn't too bad, but I hate barely having enough time to check my friends' blogs and their awesome writing.
- A Drained Blogger.
Dear Husband -
Thank you for being patient with my blogging. Even when I say, "Just got home but I have to write a blog post!" and make you go read a book instead of talking to me.
- Your Wife.
Dear Self -
That previous letter is a sign that you need to get your priorities in order. Stat. Your husband is quite adorable - pay attention to him.
Your Biggest Fan.
Dear Ohio State University-
You are so big you scare me. And so vehemently anti-the-entire-STATE-of-Michigan it makes me want to poke you in the eyeball.
- Just because I'm from Ohio doesn't mean I have to love you. Or put that "The" in front your name.
Dear Future -
If you could arrange for me to get my graphic design degree while working part time at Starbucks, that'd make me happy.
PS: Also - expect a nose piercing if you get me out of the professional world.
Dear Friends and Family -
Please don't judge my ambitions or cluck your tongue at me wanting to work at Starbucks.
- Wanna-Be Hippie-Slash-Free Spirit.
Dear Starbucks -
I love you. Give me free lattes and great benefits.
- An Obsessed Future Employee.
Dear Weekend -
I beg you, please don't leave me.