A big house is fun when you're used to living in a space the size of this kitchen. And free laundry? Fully stocked kitchen? Money left by parents for sibling dinner? Yes, please! I'm going to get back to lounging for a few hours...Peace out.
Things I'm Looking Forward To
- Memorial Day - long weekends rock. Hard.
- Moving and starting my new job in Cleveland. Woohoo!
- Getting my awesome Pay It Forward package from Renee.
- little whiner ashley - Oh, I love it when they search for me by name. You love me, you really do!
- cheerleader sororities - Did you mean to click "images"? Because I sure as hell am NOT in a sorority. Nor am I a cheerleader (although I did make the squad in 5th grade before moving to Thailand. Goooo team!)
- can u get zits from being a vegan? - First of all, how credible are the website that would use "u" instead of "you"?
- With 4th and 5th graders....
Me: Well, yeah, and then I grew up and....I...
Kid 2: Got fat?
Me: No! I'm not fat! I was gonna say I got a booty. :)
Kid 2: Oh yeah, you matured. (drawing boobs in the air around his chest.)
- Talking about why sleep is important and how we grow in our sleep. I tell them a story about how when I was little, I was told that if you sleep curled up you won't grow.
Me: Nooo, it's not true. Why do you think I'm short?
Kid 2: You have a hole in your heart? You didn't drink milk? You drank coffee?
Me: Dude! I'm 5'1"! Not a freaking
- On the playground, the kids were going down the fireman pole (that's what I call it, at least) and pretending to be STRIPPERS. You are 10 years old, NOT A STRIPPER. Do not ASPIRE TO BE A STRIPPER. Why do you EVEN KNOW what a stripper DOES!? They were dead on imitations. Okay, I guess this was more disturbing than funny. :)
OMG that is too funny..
ReplyDeleteOne of the little girls in my class said she wanted to be a dancer too.. And I don't mean a ballerina.. She imitated a Stripper very well also.. LOL
I remember reading an art book talking about the progression of people's drawing skills--and what they draw at different points in life. It said that fifth grade was pretty much the "low point of taste." Yup. There's your evidence right there. LOL!
ReplyDeletePay it Forward goodies were mailed out Wednesday!!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. I'm at my parents house too and brought 3 weeks worth of laundry to do so I'm not up late on Sunday. ITA on the whole change from small apartment to big house. I can't imagine having that much space.
ReplyDeletestop by i gave u something
ReplyDelete"Do you have a hole in your heart?" Mua-ha! For some reason, that one make me burst out laughing...heehee...
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't believe kids would imitate strippers. Well, I guess I CAN believe it, and that's what bothers me. I'm pretty sure I didn't even know what a stripper was until I was, like, thirteen.
Dana: I know, right!? Insane, these kids.
ReplyDeleteKate P: That would explain a lot...
Renee: YAY! I GOT IT!!
bayjb: Free laundry = the best.
wishcake: I also cracked up when he said that. SO FUNNY.